my fashion sense is called i am cold and pissed off
forever annoyed that i dont know what my house smells like to other people
Unknown creatures underground
N O P E
NO. NO. NO.
I HAVE NEVER NOPED HARDER THAN I JUST DID WHAT THE FUCK?
i’ll stop dressing in black when they invent a darker colour
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.